
“There was a Pikachu at the grave of my little brother who loved Pikachu.”


deadass
Honestly
everyone there is good news
papaw is ok!!

9 in 10 Salvadorans have been denied asylum, and 8 in 10 Hondurans, Mexicans and Guatemalans have been denied.
The Justice Department, which oversees the immigration courts, hasn’t publicly released comprehensive numbers on these cases. But a spokesperson said DOJ analyzed a subset and found that judges denied asylum in about 60 percent of cases involving women and children from July 2014 through December 2015.
In other words, Central American asylum seekers have little hope of winning in court.

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
holy fucking shit
And the harder they hit, the higher the level you’ve reached.
level up

The Future First Lady Has Something Important to Say

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIRSPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

xxreallinkxx:
Twitch chat controlled a mechanical-bull-styled couch while someone is playing Smash
hes dead

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!
It’s real!!
I’m laughing so hard
i don’t believe in this what happened
I’m a nonbeliever
Update
what the hell is this website
I can’t believe this
I’m laughing so hard omg
I got peppers 9 times, cinnamon roll 10 times, books 6 times, and beetroot 6 times. What even is this?
wtf
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